What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:35

Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s